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#wordonthestreet: what you’ve overheard in London this week

Posted at 12:15 pm, March 24, 2013 in Fun London

A week doesn’t go by without someone overhearing something ridiculous in London and we’ve picked our favourites. Enjoy!

 ‘Jamie Oliver just cooks the stuff I make at home. Only I don’t make a big fuss about it.’

‘The number for the emergency services in England? I think it’s 118 118.’

‘San Francisco’s a bit gay. It’s like the Vauxhall of America.’

‘I have a proper boner on for Justin Timberlake. That is one bromance I would consummate.’

‘I’ve sweated off all the glue from this tit tape.’

‘That’s what you do when you’re single: just find a fat guy and go for it.’

‘I really need to get my head around which countries are at war with which.’

‘One of the things I think is under-rated is the back view of my penis.’

‘I wonder what Ridley Scott would think of all of this.’

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