A week doesn’t go by without someone overhearing something ridiculous in London and we’ve picked our favourites. Enjoy!
‘The number for the emergency services in England? I think it’s 118 118.’
‘San Francisco’s a bit gay. It’s like the Vauxhall of America.’
‘I have a proper boner on for Justin Timberlake. That is one bromance I would consummate.’
‘I’ve sweated off all the glue from this tit tape.’
‘That’s what you do when you’re single: just find a fat guy and go for it.’
‘I really need to get my head around which countries are at war with which.’
‘One of the things I think is under-rated is the back view of my penis.’
‘I wonder what Ridley Scott would think of all of this.’
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