Moo-ve over London Eye, there’s a new eyesore in town. That’s right, gloriously unsubtle purple cow the Udderbelly is back grazing on the south bank from Friday. The pop-up venue hosts three-months of udderlly good comedy, cabaret, theatre and more, and this year’s beefy (sorry) line-up features some prime cuts (we’ll stop now). The comedy headliners include bewildered Irishman Ardal O’Hanlon, West End-storming silent comedy sensation The Boy with Tape on His Face and brilliantly bonkers Canadian comic Tony Law. It all kicks off with the Time Out Live-curated Opening Gala this Friday. Go check it out, we dairy you (couldn’t resist…).