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#wordonthestreet: what you’ve overheard in London this week

Posted at 8:00 am, April 12, 2013 in Fun London

You guys have been at it again. We’ve picked some of our favourite things you’ve overheard this week. Enjoy!

‘Bananas mate! Bananas are the fruit of the future!’ 

‘Oh please… You want to be web stalked.’

‘Dante, if you don’t stop misbehaving, we’re not going to “The Nutcracker”.’

‘That was the softest thing I’ve had in my mouth for a long time.’

‘There’s a lot of blood and poo in the carpet. I don’t know how we’re going to get that out.’

‘You can use my finger if you want.’

‘You’re really special to me. Not in a retarded way, though.’

‘I don’t want a day off! I want to stay on top of emails!’

‘I only feed him sugar to keep him bearable.’

‘London is a country, stupid. It’s surrounded by the Thames.’

‘I’ve always thought Roger Federer had a nose like a penis.’

Overheard any great conversations? Tweet us @timeoutlondon with the hashtag #wordonthestreet. Or for more things we’ve overheard, go to www.timeout.com/wots

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