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#wordonthestreet: what you’ve overheard in London this week

Posted at 4:15 pm, April 21, 2013 in Fun London

A week doesn’t go by without someone overhearing something ridiculous in London and we’ve picked our favourites. Enjoy!

Can fish get so fat that they sink?

Oh my God I got some banging tissues, they smell of strawberries and I can’t even smell shit.

We froze an egg just to see how it would come out.

Sometimes I think I only look at you with one eye.

The problem with subtitled films is that you actually have to watch them.

Carving meat is so hard. Why didn’t they make animals square?

I just sold my dreadlocks on eBay, got 15 quid. People buy anything.

Espadrilles are great for holidays. Shepherds wear them.

Do you think I’ll fit into an age 13 shark costume?

You’d love the first half, mum – it’s all sex.

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