The Hoist you may or may not already be familiar with. If not, it’s a select and discreet club in Vauxhall where mature gentlemen can enjoy themselves, and each other, on all manner of Heath Robinson contraptions. Sandwiched between this local landmark and the orifice that is the back end of Vauxhall station, you’ll find Dirty Burger. No, not an actual dirty burger, but Dirty Burger, second branch of the achingly fashionable burger shack. It’s just opened, and is keeping things simple: burgers, fries, and – best of all – breakfast buns, from 7am. Sausage and egg in a bap? They don’t come runnier. Unlimited coffee? Enough to keep you up all night. It’s open until 2am on Friday and Saturday nights, and at only £4 for such prime beef and firm buns, we can see it spanking the competition in Vauxhall for late-night eats. Guy Dimond
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