‘Twas the lead up to Christmas, and all through the city, Londoners were trying to make their outfits more witty.
They’d tried novelty earrings and glittery dresses, but no matter the combo they all looked hot messes.
Just what is that item that’s eternally cool, but still manages to serve up a good dose of yule?
You’ll kick yourself friends; there’s so much of it out there. The obvious choice is some Christmassy knitwear!
You can dazzle like Carlton with patterns so wild, or something so cheesy it’s meant for a child,
Or find one that jingles, or one that’s on fire. Be proud of your sweater, no matter how dire!
For if there’s one thing more festive than a top half that’s rad, it’s helping out children whose outlook is bad,
So on Friday the twelfth get jumpers out ready, and help Save the Children make this Christmas more merry.
Tomorrow is Christmas Jumper Day! Wear your fashion atrocity and donate £2 to Save the Children while you’re at it.